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What do astrologers get when they lose? A constellation prize. more / comment…

Why are they laughing? Moc’ing me! more / comment…

“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 who says he’s invisible.“ ”Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.” more / comment…

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting! more / comment…

A man knocked on my door, asked for a donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water. more / comment…

“I have a beard,” said the bald-faced liar. more / comment…

My biggest problem with time travel is: How many days would you pack for? more / comment…

I may be cynical, kinda sarcastic, but at least I’m not passive aggressive like some people I know. more / comment…

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never 5 letters. more / comment…

Blind people don’t like to skydive. It scares the dog. more / comment…

Never moon a werewolf. more / comment…

At one time I followed Japanese Buddhism but lately the Chinese path has seemed more appealing. That was zen and this is tao. more / comment…