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Hosan­na in Excel sheets. more / comment…
Nev­er date a ten­nis play­er. Love means noth­ing to them. more / comment…
I wrote a book about pol­ter­geists, it’s fly­ing off the shelves. more / comment…
Moses had the first tablet that could con­nect to the cloud. more / comment…
Arche­ol­o­gist: some­one whose career lies in ruins. more / comment…
The worst thing about dri­ving a time machine is your kids are always in the back moan­ing “Are we then yet?” (h/t Paul F. Tay­lor) more / comment…
I hate Russ­ian dolls. They’re so full of them­selves. more / comment…
I named my dogs Rolex and Timex. They were watch dogs. more / comment…
My wife and I often laugh about how com­pet­i­tive we are. But I laugh more. more / comment…
Hedge­hogs – why can’t they just share the hedge? (h/t Dan Antolpol­s­ki) more / comment…
I just found out I’m col­or­blind. The diag­no­sis came com­plete­ly out of the pur­ple. more / comment…
The best way to watch a fly fish­ing tour­na­ment? Live stream. more / comment…