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My biggest problem with time travel is: How many days would you pack for? more / comment…

I may be cynical, kinda sarcastic, but at least I’m not passive aggressive like some people I know. more / comment…

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never 5 letters. more / comment…

Blind people don’t like to skydive. It scares the dog. more / comment…

Never moon a werewolf. more / comment…

At one time I followed Japanese Buddhism but lately the Chinese path has seemed more appealing. That was zen and this is tao. more / comment…

One in four frogs is a leap frog. more / comment…

You know what they say about cliffhangers… more / comment…

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. (h/t Demetri Martin) more / comment…