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A lot of peo­ple cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emo­tion­al bond. more / comment…
What do you call a tac­i­turn police­man guard­ing an ancient Egypt­ian Chris­t­ian cat­a­comb? A cryp­tic cop in a Cop­tic crypt. more / comment…
What do astrologers get when they lose? A con­stel­la­tion prize. more / comment…
Why are they laugh­ing? Moc’ing me! more / comment…
“Doc­tor, there’s a patient on line 1 who says he’s invis­i­ble.“ ”Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.” more / comment…
I saw a doc­u­men­tary on how ships are kept togeth­er. Riv­et­ing! more / comment…
A man knocked on my door, asked for a dona­tion for a local swim­ming pool. So I gave him a glass of water. more / comment…
“I have a beard,” said the bald-faced liar. more / comment…
My biggest prob­lem with time trav­el is: How many days would you pack for? more / comment…
I may be cyn­i­cal, kin­da sar­cas­tic, but at least I’m not pas­sive aggres­sive like some peo­ple I know. more / comment…
What has 4 let­ters, some­times 9 let­ters, but nev­er 5 let­ters. more / comment…
Blind peo­ple don’t like to sky­dive. It scares the dog. more / comment…