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When I was a kid, my moth­er told me I could be any­one I want­ed to be. Turns out, iden­ti­ty theft is a crime. more / comment…
A truck car­ry­ing toupees jack­nifed on the high­way, scat­ter­ing its car­go. Police are comb­ing the area. more / comment…
A new strain of head lice has appeared that is resis­tant to con­ven­tion­al treat­ments. This has left sci­en­tists scratch­ing their heads. more / comment…
The chiropractor’s to-do list: 1. Get back to work. more / comment…
What do you call big black birds that stick togeth­er? Vel­crows. more / comment…
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi! more / comment…
You know how some ancient tombs have mon­ey or valu­ables buried with their inhab­i­tants? That’s the first cryp­tocur­ren­cy. more / comment…
I had mono in col­lege. Went to the doc­tor today with sim­i­lar symp­toms but twice as bad… Turns out I have stereo. more / comment…
H20 is inside a fire hydrant, but on the out­side there’s only K9P. more / comment…
I asked the librar­i­an if she knew the author of a dinosaur book. She said try Sarah Topps. more / comment…
I used to get small shocks every time I touched met­al objects, but I don’t any­more. I’m just ex-sta­t­ic. more / comment…
My exper­i­ment of cross-breed­ing a roost­er with a Slinky has failed. Alas, I’ve no spring chick­en. more / comment…