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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime. more / comment…
A truck carrying toupees jacknifed on the highway, scattering its cargo. Police are combing the area. more / comment…
A new strain of head lice has appeared that is resistant to conventional treatments. This has left scientists scratching their heads. more / comment…
The chiropractor’s to-do list: 1. Get back to work. more / comment…
What do you call big black birds that stick together? Velcrows. more / comment…
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi! more / comment…
You know how some ancient tombs have money or valuables buried with their inhabitants? That’s the first cryptocurrency. more / comment…
I had mono in college. Went to the doctor today with similar symptoms but twice as bad… Turns out I have stereo. more / comment…
H20 is inside a fire hydrant, but on the outside there’s only K9P. more / comment…
I asked the librarian if she knew the author of a dinosaur book. She said try Sarah Topps. more / comment…
I used to get small shocks every time I touched metal objects, but I don’t anymore. I’m just ex-static. more / comment…
My experiment of cross-breeding a rooster with a Slinky has failed. Alas, I’ve no spring chicken. more / comment…