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How many Ger­mans does it take to change a light­bulb? One. They’re very effi­cient, and not par­tic­u­lar­ly fun­ny. more / comment…
My mom was a radi­ol­o­gist, and she met my dad when he came in for an x‑ray. I won­der what she saw in him. more / comment…
I caught a cold near the carousel. Heard there was some­thing going around. more / comment…
Two tec­ton­ic plates bumped into one anoth­er. They both said “Sor­ry, my fault.” more / comment…
Nev­er lie to an x‑ray techi­cian. They can see right through you. more / comment…
“Dad, how did you trim the hedges so straight?” “With cut­ting hedge tech­nol­o­gy.” more / comment…
My doc­tor said I have a blad­der infec­tion. I asked him what that means and he replied, “Urine trou­ble.” more / comment…
Anoth­er name for a pater­ni­ty test? Pop quiz. more / comment…
My wife says I’m use­less at fix­ing elec­tri­cal appli­ances. Well, she’s in for a shock. more / comment…
Best way to kill a south­ern vam­pire? Bless his heart. more / comment…
Why did the Red Army have so many excel­lent snipers? It’s because they were all Marx men. more / comment…
Know why Cin­derel­la was kicked off the soc­cer team? She kept run­ning away from the ball. more / comment…