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I bought a gecko and named him Tiny. Because he was my newt. more / comment…
My friend told me he failed the exam in his authen­tic Aus­tralian music course. I asked, “Did­ja redo it?” more / comment…
How do you make friends as an adult? Ask­ing for a friend. more / comment…
How to make a par­ty more inter­est­ing: Approach a stranger and say “I want you to know that I per­son­al­ly have no prob­lem with you being here.” more / comment…
All these jokes are giv­ing me a headache. Any­one got some dAdvil? more / comment…
I have been bored recent­ly, so I decid­ed to take up fenc­ing. The neigh­bors keep demand­ing that I put it back. more / comment…
Yes­ter­day one of my best friends told me that I often make peo­ple uncom­fort­able by vio­lat­ing their per­son­al space. It was real­ly hurt­ful thing to say and com­plete­ly ruined our bath. more / comment…
Nev­er share a secret with a clock. Time will tell. more / comment…
Every morn­ing on my way to work, I slip on the frozen news­pa­per left out­side my front door. I must have fall­en on hard Times. more / comment…
Did you know that koalas aren’t actu­al­ly bears? They don’t meet the koalafi­ca­tions. more / comment…
What kind of noise does a train make? A low com­mo­tion. more / comment…
Know what soap is good if you want to keep men away? Deter-gent. more / comment…