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My wife is leaving me because of my gambling addiction. But I know I can win her back. more / comment…
You have two wolves inside you. You need to see a specialist. The correct number of wolves inside you is zero. more / comment…
I bought a gecko and named him Tiny. Because he was my newt. more / comment…
My friend told me he failed the exam in his authentic Australian music course. I asked, “Didja redo it?” more / comment…
How do you make friends as an adult? Asking for a friend. more / comment…
How to make a party more interesting: Approach a stranger and say “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.” more / comment…
All these jokes are giving me a headache. Anyone got some dAdvil? more / comment…
I have been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back. more / comment…
Yesterday one of my best friends told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. It was really hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath. more / comment…
Never share a secret with a clock. Time will tell. more / comment…
Every morning on my way to work, I slip on the frozen newspaper left outside my front door. I must have fallen on hard Times. more / comment…
Did you know that koalas aren’t actually bears? They don’t meet the koalafications. more / comment…