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A Mafia hit-man was arrested for killing someone in a rice field with a porcelain figurine. The police said it was the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack. more / comment…
I know this farmer who spent his stimulus check on baby chickens. Got his money for nothing and his chicks for free. (h/t Mark Gibbs) more / comment…
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers. He quit cold turkey. more / comment…
I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit. No more Mr. Knife Guy. more / comment…
Who wants to watch a puppet show, minus the puppets? Let’s see a show of hands. more / comment…
Know why pigeon noises don’t echo? Because a coo sticks. more / comment…
The swordfish has few predators in the wild, except for the rarely seen penfish, which is said to be even mightier. more / comment…
I used to be addicted to time travel, but that’s all in the past now. more / comment…
All those small dead crustaceans by the side of the highway? Roadkrill. more / comment…
The guy running my town is awful. He doesn’t respond to phone calls because he only works after dark. He’s a total night mayor. more / comment…
My teacher said I’d never amount to much because of my procrastination. I told her, “Just you wait!” more / comment…
I buy all my guns from a guy they call T‑Rex. He’s a small arms dealer. more / comment…