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Know what hip hop artists call their sheet music? Rap­ping paper. more / comment…
Did you know athlete’s foot only occurs in the US? Every­where else it’s athlete’s meter. more / comment…
I Googled “lost medieval ser­vant boy” — got “Page not found.” more / comment…
I grilled a chick­en for two hours. It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road. more / comment…
What if Iron Man teamed up with the Sil­ver Surfer? They would be alloys. more / comment…
I have an irra­tional fear of over-designed build­ings. It’s a com­plex com­plex com­plex. more / comment…
I final­ly quit drink­ing for good. Now I drink for evil. more / comment…
It’s a shame noth­ing is made in the USA any­more. I just bought a TV that said “Built in Anten­na.” I don’t even know where that is! more / comment…
Know why it’s a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? You shouldn’t press your luck. more / comment…
Doc, it hurts when I poke myself on the shoul­der and when I poke myself on the fore­head and when I poke myself on the thigh. Doc­tor: Your fin­ger is bro­ken. more / comment…
Tired? There’s a nap for that. more / comment…
My girl­friend said if I bought her one more stu­pid gift, she would burn it. So I bought her a can­dle. more / comment…