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My grand­fa­ther brought down 23 Ger­man planes in WW-II. Worst mechan­ic the Luft­waffe ever had. more / comment…
Know when Old Spice was invent­ed? Dur­ing cologne-ial times. more / comment…
The arche­ol­o­gist made a big mis­take: He thought he’d found a Pharaoh’s tomb, but it was just some old Giza. more / comment…
Pen­guins pro­duce an oil that helps their feath­ers retain heat. The oily bird gets the warm. more / comment…
What would you call some­one who’s a wiz­ard at weightlift­ing? Albus Dumb­bell­dore. more / comment…
I was gonna hold off mak­ing a joke about super­con­duc­tors… But I just couldn’t resist. more / comment…
A man goes to a psy­chi­a­trist and says, “Doc, I keep hav­ing delu­sions that I’m a goat. Ever since I was a kid…” more / comment…
Know why elec­tric cars are so expen­sive? Because they charge a lot. more / comment…
To who­ev­er stole my deck of cards: I can’t deal with you. more / comment…
To who­ev­er stole my ele­va­tor joke: I know what you’re up to. more / comment…
To who­ev­er stole my cow… My beef is with you, sir! more / comment…
What do you call a can open­er that doesn’t work? A can’t open­er. more / comment…