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85% of Americans don’t know how to do basic math. Thank goodness I’m part of the other 25%. more / comment…

In the windstorm last night I lost 1/4 of my roof. Oof. more / comment…

How does a mathemagician disappear? He goes “Proof!” more / comment…

Elton John’s e‑reader was swept up in a tornado. Like a Kindle in the wind. more / comment…

Know why the pirate didn’t take a shower before walking the plank? Figured he’d just wash up on shore. more / comment…

I aced all of my courses except for Greek Mythology. That has always been my Achilles’ elbow. more / comment…

What do bees do when they move to a new hive? They throw a house swarming party. more / comment…

Lawmakers are considering legislation setting a minimum drinking age for soda. It’s seven up. more / comment…

Know why the paranoid fencer only used a sabre? He had thrust issues. more / comment…

Old MacDonald had a dolphin. E‑E-E-E‑E more / comment…

Why did the Lone Ranger have no luck on Tinder? No one wants a masked man date. more / comment…

Know why Noah didn’t let the worms stay in their apple when they got on the Ark? Because everyone had to travel in pears. more / comment…