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I tried donating blood today… never again! Too many questions. Like, “Whose blood is this?”, “How did you get it?”, “Why is it in a bucket?” more / comment…
It’s important to wear glasses during math class. It improves division. more / comment…
Never buy lettuce from The Mamas and The Papas Grocery. All the leaves are brown. more / comment…
You know what font they use for the letter noodles in alphabet soup? Times New Ramen. more / comment…
Back in the 80s, I’d often dress up nicely, go out and order dinner for one, see movies alone, take long solitary walks… Wow, I’m really dating myself. more / comment…
Know what they call the soft, sweet cheese served at American stock car racing tracks? NASCARpone. more / comment…
I’m trying to get back down to my original weight. 8 lbs 9 oz. more / comment…
Batman invited all the superheroes for a discussion on Bitcoin, but Superman didn’t show up. Because it was crypto night. more / comment…
Do I have to keep making dad jokes? The short answer is No. The long answer is Nnnnnnnnnoooooooo. more / comment…
My wife Dorothy left me because of my obsession with Morse code. I said, “Please don’t dash, Dot!” more / comment…
Know where elderly Egyptian guys gathered in the ancient kingdom? At the Great Pyramid of Geezer. more / comment…
Every night at 8:50 sharp my wrist starts hurting. Doctor diagnosed a case of ten-to-ninetis. more / comment…