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The difference between a gambler and a gardener? One says “Read ‘em and weep” the other says “Weed ‘em and reap.” more / comment…
My balloon elephant wouldn’t fit on the back seat of the car. So I had to pop the trunk. more / comment…
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat. more / comment…
There was a revolution at the poultry farm. It was a chicken coup. more / comment…
What do you call it when a police officer pulls over a U‑Haul? Busting a move. more / comment…
What’s the best way to catch a computer mouse? The answer might surprise you! Click bait. more / comment…
I like the name “Saturn.” It has a nice ring to it. more / comment…
Know why elephants have two tusks? It’s so they can multitusk. more / comment…
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas. I can’t wait to see how it turns out. more / comment…
A study found that farmers who talk to their cows get better milk. In one ear and out the udder. more / comment…
I just got food poisoning from mulligatawny. This stew shall pass. more / comment…
Know what it’s called when an orphan who was an only child takes a selfie? Family portrait. more / comment…