I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. It called for fresh thyme but mine was dried. I used it anyway. You know, as I reminisce, I really like that old thyme Moroccan roll.
Did you hear about the town that legalized pot but banned alcohol? The residents were left high and dry.
Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe? I’m not Joe King, he is.
— “Doctor doctor, my DNA is backwards!” — “AND?!”
I’m addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, but I never reheat them. Just can’t quit cold turkey.
Why was Alexander Hamilton so bad at the decathlon? Because he wouldn’t throw away his shot.
Why are Russian translators in Finland always in such a hurry? Because they’re Russian to Finnish.
A European couple — the woman was Polish, the man from Czechia — failed to turn up after hiking in the Alps. A little while after they went missing, some park rangers found two dead bears, one male, one female, just off the trail. Their bellies were distended. They cut open the she-bear to find the remains of the woman. “You Read More …
This guy stayed on a merry-go-round for three days. He set a whirled record.
How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Did you know that Teslas don’t have a “new car” smell? They have an Elon Musk.
Know what state has the lowest birth rate? Virginia. How about the state where the computers have become sentient? Delaware.
Dad: knock knock Son: who‘s there? Dad: control freak Dad: this is where you say control freak who
Know what one Japanese man said to the other? I don’t know either, I don’t speak Japanese.
What do you call a Viking who only talks about himself? A Norse-issist.
My new deer cloning business is now accepting applications. It’s for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
– Sheep: Okay you’re in charge of keeping the flock together. – Me: What? – Sheep: You herd me.
I have not met a single person who is happily married.
If the USA is so amazing… why would anyone make a USB?
Man bursts into the doctor’s office. all panicked: “Doctor doctor, I’m shrinking!” Doctor says, “Well sir, you’re just going to have to learn to be a little patient.”