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It’s a sign

Posted on2022-05-14Leave a comment

My wife and I let astrol­o­gy come between us. It Tau­rus apart.

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It’s in his DNS

Posted on2022-05-13Leave a comment

What does a dog call his ter­ri­to­ry? IP address.

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New Math

Posted on2022-05-12Leave a comment

85% of Amer­i­cans don’t know how to do basic math. Thank good­ness I’m part of the oth­er 25%.

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It’s on the house

Posted on2022-05-11Leave a comment

In the wind­storm last night I lost 1/4 of my roof. Oof.

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QED

Posted on2022-05-10Leave a comment

How does a math­ema­gi­cian dis­ap­pear? He goes “Proof!”

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What are the Oz?

Posted on2022-05-09Leave a comment

Elton John’s e‑reader was swept up in a tor­na­do. Like a Kin­dle in the wind.

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Plankton

Posted on2022-05-08Leave a comment

Know why the pirate didn’t take a show­er before walk­ing the plank? Fig­ured he’d just wash up on shore.

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Greek to me

Posted on2022-05-05Leave a comment

I aced all of my cours­es except for Greek Mythol­o­gy. That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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Here comes company

Posted on2022-05-04Leave a comment

What do bees do when they move to a new hive? They throw a house swarm­ing party.

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Drink responsibly

Posted on2022-05-03Leave a comment

Law­mak­ers are con­sid­er­ing leg­is­la­tion set­ting a min­i­mum drink­ing age for soda. It’s sev­en up.

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Don’t call me Perry

Posted on2022-05-02Leave a comment

Know why the para­noid fencer only used a sabre? He had thrust issues.

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On porpoise

Posted on2022-04-28Leave a comment

Old Mac­Don­ald had a dol­phin. E‑E‑E-E‑E

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Swipe left

Posted on2022-04-25Leave a comment

Why did the Lone Ranger have no luck on Tin­der? No one wants a masked man date.

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Apres moi

Posted on2022-04-24Leave a comment

Know why Noah didn’t let the worms stay in their apple when they got on the Ark? Because every­one had to trav­el in pears.

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Pat

Posted on2022-04-23Leave a comment

My friend decid­ed to start a B&B on his rab­bit farm. Now he has a bunch of inn-grown hares.

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Matching jeans

Posted on2022-04-11Leave a comment

How do you tet the twins’ atten­tion, both at the same time? Shout “Hey, W!”

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It figures

Posted on2022-04-10Leave a comment

My friend was a strug­gling artist until he decid­ed to con­cen­trate on sculp­ture. He made over six fig­ures last year.

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Thoughts?

Posted on2022-04-08Leave a comment

The best thing about telepa­thy is… I know, right?!

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Comparison is odious

Posted on2022-04-07Leave a comment

I asked my girl­friend if I was the only one she’s been with. She said yes, all oth­ers were either 9s or 10s.

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Yeah Homer is this fat guy

Posted on2022-04-06Leave a comment

Ther­a­pist says, “It seems like you have an acute pho­bia of mar­riage. Do you know the symp­toms?” I reply, “Can’t say I do.”

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