A garbage man was doing the rounds one morn­ing. He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a man sit­ting on the porch.
— G‘man: “Hey! Where’s ya bin?”
Guy: “I’ve been in Florida.”
— G‘man: “No, no. I meant where’s ya wheely bin?”
Guy: “I’ve real­ly been in jail but I tell every­one I’ve been in Florida.”