I said to the gym instructor, “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.” (h/t Tim Vine)

I said to the gym instructor, “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.” (h/t Tim Vine)
The screen grab from YouTube shows the Nicholas Brothers’ dance routine from a film in the early 1930s (I couldn’t pinpoint which one). See if this isn’t the most amazing dance number you have witnessed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQOfyR75vY