Justine was 4 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up 6 months later. First thing, she asked the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you.
Justine: No, no, no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Justine: Ohh, that’s actually not bad. What about the boy?
Doctor: [sighs deeply] Denephew.