Jus­tine was 4 months preg­nant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up 6 months lat­er. First thing, she asked the doc­tor about her baby.

Doc­tor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your broth­er named them for you.

Jus­tine: No, no, no, not my broth­er! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doc­tor: Denise.

Jus­tine: Ohh, that’s actu­al­ly not bad. What about the boy?

Doc­tor: [sighs deeply] Denephew.