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The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune. But the Chick Peas can only hummus one. more / comment…
I crossed a coho salmon with a sockeye salmon. Got a cockeyed salmon. more / comment…
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. more / comment…
Went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained. Took me an hour to eat my soup. more / comment…
Robert de Niro is asked if he has any family in Salt Lake City, and he growls, “Utah kin to me?” more / comment…
An American, a Frenchman, a Mexican, and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The supervisor asked, “Can you all see me OK?” To which they answered, “Yes” “Oui” “Si” “Ja.” more / comment…
I went to an orthodontist who only charged me $1. That’s why I have buck teeth. more / comment…
My neighbor came over to borrow some spaghetti and asked what she owed me. I said, “It’ll cost you a pretty penne.” more / comment…
My stimulus check came on St. Patrick’s Day. That’s what I call the luck of the IRS. more / comment…
I was interrogating a crab and I asked it, “What’s your name? Where do you live? What’s that on your back?” It said: “Michelle.” more / comment…
I had a dream where I was being chased by a huge pair of shoes. Catching up to me was no small feet. more / comment…
What do you call Batman when he’s badly hurt? Bruised Wayne. more / comment…