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I’m not a competitive person. I’ll be the first to admit it. more / comment…
The difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and the other watches cells. more / comment…
What do you call the king’s rabbit? Hare to the throne. more / comment…
Like most cats, lion cubs are born blind. Not see lions though. more / comment…
My wife thinks I don’t give her enough privacy. At least that’s what she wrote in her diary. more / comment…
You should always ask for your filet mignon to come from a male bovine. Anything else would be a miss steak. more / comment…
Sad news: I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though… I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone. more / comment…
My wife is threatening to leave me because I never put the toilet seat down. To be honest, I’m getting a little tired of carrying it around. more / comment…
Know how you measure how good a dad joke is? With a sighsmograph. more / comment…
My wife and I always fight over the right way to mount the toilet paper roll, so our therapist suggested we try the other person’s way for a week. You know, roll reversal. more / comment…
My editor told me I should I have a pen name. So from now on, I will be known as Bic. more / comment…
I’m advising people on how to grow peas. Should I make a podcast? more / comment…