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I just ended a 5 year relationship… — OMG are you okay? — I’m fine, it wasn’t my relationship. more / comment…
Digging tunnels deep underground, using complex machinery, sounds fascinating. But it’s really boring. more / comment…
What do you call a dinosaur in high heels? Myfeetaresaurus. more / comment…
To whoever stole my mirror… I hope you reflect on what you’ve done. more / comment…
Why has this Covid situation been especially stressful on the Flat Earth society? Even though last year they were excited about flattening the curve, long-term they fear that social distancing measures could actually push people over the edge. more / comment…
What do bakers say when they’ve forgotten to put their bread in the oven? D’ough! more / comment…
My wife hates how I always pretend we are on walkie-talkies. Wife: Our relationship is over. Me: Our relationship is what? Over. more / comment…
What do you call a prehistoric hip hop artist? Velocirapstar. more / comment…
Know how the hacker escaped the police? He just ransomware. more / comment…
How do you hide a new video game before Christmas? You put the cartridge in a pear tree. more / comment…
Scientists have found a dwarf species of axolotl. They’ve named it the axolitl. more / comment…
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries? Dead man wok-ing. more / comment…