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The daily dad jokes will take a hiatus while this faux pa tries to discern whether https://dadjokes.xyz has a future. Comments are welcome. more / comment…
I had to stop going to the local comedy coffee shop. Too much brew ha ha. more / comment…
Know what the judge said to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth? more / comment…
A frog got his DNA tested. Turns out he’s part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole. more / comment…
I know why YouTube constantly recommends videos of dancing former Vice Presidents. It’s just the Al Gore rhythm. more / comment…
I created a dating app for chickens. It’s not my day job, it’s just to make hens meet. more / comment…
Archaeologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest dinosaur tibia ever found. It’s going to be quite the shindig. more / comment…
I love eye jokes. The cornea the better. more / comment…
I heard that cricket matches can last for days. No rest for the wicket, I suppose. more / comment…
I wish I was single for one day. Being single my whole life is exhausting. more / comment…
Why do astronomers add ground beef to their shampoo? So they can have meatier showers. more / comment…
Does every sentence have to mention some kind of vegetable? Not necesscelery. more / comment…