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I’m not a com­pet­i­tive per­son. I’ll be the first to admit it. more / comment…
The dif­fer­ence between a jew­el­er and a jail­er? One sells watch­es and the oth­er watch­es cells. more / comment…
What do you call the king’s rab­bit? Hare to the throne. more / comment…
Like most cats, lion cubs are born blind. Not see lions though. more / comment…
My wife thinks I don’t give her enough pri­va­cy. At least that’s what she wrote in her diary. more / comment…
You should always ask for your filet mignon to come from a male bovine. Any­thing else would be a miss steak. more / comment…
Sad news: I broke up with my girl­friend Lor­raine because I was see­ing anoth­er girl, Claire Lee. Good news though… I can see Claire Lee now Lor­raine has gone. more / comment…
My wife is threat­en­ing to leave me because I nev­er put the toi­let seat down. To be hon­est, I’m get­ting a lit­tle tired of car­ry­ing it around. more / comment…
Know how you mea­sure how good a dad joke is? With a sighsmo­graph. more / comment…
My wife and I always fight over the right way to mount the toi­let paper roll, so our ther­a­pist sug­gest­ed we try the oth­er person’s way for a week. You know, roll rever­sal. more / comment…
My edi­tor told me I should I have a pen name. So from now on, I will be known as Bic. more / comment…
I’m advis­ing peo­ple on how to grow peas. Should I make a pod­cast? more / comment…