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I found a recipe from Moroc­co for home­made din­ner rolls. It called for fresh thyme but mine was dried. I used it any­way. You know, as I rem­i­nisce, I real­ly like that old thyme Moroc­can roll. more / comment…
Did you hear about the town that legal­ized pot but banned alco­hol? The res­i­dents were left high and dry. more / comment…
Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe? I’m not Joe King, he is. more / comment…
— “Doc­tor doc­tor, my DNA is back­wards!” — “AND?!” more / comment…
I’m addict­ed to Thanks­giv­ing left­overs, but I nev­er reheat them. Just can’t quit cold turkey. more / comment…
Why was Alexan­der Hamil­ton so bad at the decathlon? Because he wouldn’t throw away his shot. more / comment…
Why are Russ­ian trans­la­tors in Fin­land always in such a hur­ry? Because they’re Russ­ian to Finnish. more / comment…
A Euro­pean cou­ple — the woman was Pol­ish, the man from Czechia — failed to turn up after hik­ing in the Alps. A lit­tle while after they went miss­ing, some park rangers found two dead bears, one male, one female, just off the trail. Their bel­lies were dis­tend­ed. They cut open the she-bear to find the remains of the woman. “You know what that means,” says one ranger to the oth­er. “What?” “The Czech is in the male.” more / comment…
This guy stayed on a mer­ry-go-round for three days. He set a whirled record. more / comment…
How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. more / comment…
Did you know that Tes­las don’t have a “new car” smell? They have an Elon Musk. more / comment…
Know what state has the low­est birth rate? Vir­ginia. How about the state where the com­put­ers have become sen­tient? Delaware. more / comment…