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I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. It called for fresh thyme but mine was dried. I used it anyway. You know, as I reminisce, I really like that old thyme Moroccan roll. more / comment…
Did you hear about the town that legalized pot but banned alcohol? The residents were left high and dry. more / comment…
Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe? I’m not Joe King, he is. more / comment…
— “Doctor doctor, my DNA is backwards!” — “AND?!” more / comment…
I’m addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, but I never reheat them. Just can’t quit cold turkey. more / comment…
Why was Alexander Hamilton so bad at the decathlon? Because he wouldn’t throw away his shot. more / comment…
Why are Russian translators in Finland always in such a hurry? Because they’re Russian to Finnish. more / comment…
A European couple — the woman was Polish, the man from Czechia — failed to turn up after hiking in the Alps. A little while after they went missing, some park rangers found two dead bears, one male, one female, just off the trail. Their bellies were distended. They cut open the she-bear to find the remains of the woman. “You know what that means,” says one ranger to the other. “What?” “The Czech is in the male.” more / comment…
This guy stayed on a merry-go-round for three days. He set a whirled record. more / comment…
How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. more / comment…
Did you know that Teslas don’t have a “new car” smell? They have an Elon Musk. more / comment…
Know what state has the lowest birth rate? Virginia. How about the state where the computers have become sentient? Delaware. more / comment…