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You know that song the BeeGees wrote about depart­ing from an api­ary? I’m a Bee Leaver… more / comment…
Today I learned the ori­gin lan­guage for the word “mucus.” It’s Phleg­mish. more / comment…
Find­ing morels requires dili­gence and per­fect tim­ing. There isn’t mush­room for error. more / comment…
Know what keeps sheep up at night? Know­ing that so many peo­ple are count­ing on them. more / comment…
What’s the head­less horseman’s favorite cof­fee? De-cap­puc­ci­no. more / comment…
“Hey Dad, can you tell me the Japan­ese word for a nin­ja throw­ing star?” “Sure I can.” more / comment…
I don’t want to read a long book about rock climb­ing. Can you just give me the cliff notes? more / comment…
I dat­ed a girl. She was from the Bronze age. more / comment…
My wife and I let astrol­o­gy come between us. It Tau­rus apart. more / comment…
What does a dog call his ter­ri­to­ry? IP address. more / comment…
85% of Amer­i­cans don’t know how to do basic math. Thank good­ness I’m part of the oth­er 25%. more / comment…
In the wind­storm last night I lost 1/4 of my roof. Oof. more / comment…