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A while ago I thought my wife was going to leave me because of my bad pos­ture. It was just a hunch. more / com­ment…
I went to a Star Trek con­ven­tion dressed as a tree… I was the captain’s log. more / com­ment…
What’s the dif­fer­ence between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweet­ment and the oth­er, oink­ment. more / com­ment…
I’ve decid­ed to quit my job as a per­son­al train­er because I’m not big enough or strong enough. Just hand­ed in my too weak notice. more / com­ment…
I went on a once-in-a-life­time vaca­tion. Nev­er again. more / com­ment…
Sci­en­tists have recent­ly record­ed the sound of two heli­um atoms laugh­ing. HeHe more / com­ment…
Who said, “Com­ing are the British! Com­ing are the British!”? Paul Reverse. more / com­ment…
What do Ger­man snakes say? ßßßßßßßßß more / com­ment…
What do you call left­over let­tuce? The romaines. more / com­ment…
If Ben Franklin were still alive today, what would he be best known for? Prob­a­bly his age. more / com­ment…
Can you teach your­self telepa­thy? I would love to hear your thoughts. more / com­ment…
Just found out my child­hood house had mar­ble coun­ter­tops. The whole time I took them for gran­ite. more / com­ment…