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A while ago I thought my wife was going to leave me because of my bad posture. It was just a hunch. more / comment…
I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree… I was the captain’s log. more / comment…
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other, oinkment. more / comment…
I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough. Just handed in my too weak notice. more / comment…
I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again. more / comment…
Scientists have recently recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing. HeHe more / comment…
Who said, “Coming are the British! Coming are the British!”? Paul Reverse. more / comment…
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If Ben Franklin were still alive today, what would he be best known for? Probably his age. more / comment…
Can you teach yourself telepathy? I would love to hear your thoughts. more / comment…
Just found out my childhood house had marble countertops. The whole time I took them for granite. more / comment…