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“Dad, how did you trim the hedges so straight?” “With cut­ting hedge tech­nol­o­gy.” more / comment…
My doc­tor said I have a blad­der infec­tion. I asked him what that means and he replied, “Urine trou­ble.” more / comment…
Anoth­er name for a pater­ni­ty test? Pop quiz. more / comment…
My wife says I’m use­less at fix­ing elec­tri­cal appli­ances. Well, she’s in for a shock. more / comment…
Best way to kill a south­ern vam­pire? Bless his heart. more / comment…
Why did the Red Army have so many excel­lent snipers? It’s because they were all Marx men. more / comment…
Know why Cin­derel­la was kicked off the soc­cer team? She kept run­ning away from the ball. more / comment…
I woke up this morn­ing to find two birds sit­ting in the sun in the back­yard eat­ing ice cream. They were Bask­ing Robins. more / comment…
I lost one of my wife’s audio books. I know I will nev­er hear the end of it. more / comment…
My girl­friend changed a lot since she became veg­an. It’s like I’ve nev­er seen her­bi­vore. more / comment…
I have a Dutch drone that stays in the air indef­i­nite­ly. It Nether­lands. more / comment…
What do cow­boys use to move from state to state? Yee-Hauls. more / comment…