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You know that song the BeeGees wrote about departing from an apiary? I’m a Bee Leaver… more / comment…

Today I learned the origin language for the word “mucus.” It’s Phlegmish. more / comment…

Finding morels requires diligence and perfect timing. There isn’t mushroom for error. more / comment…

Know what keeps sheep up at night? Knowing that so many people are counting on them. more / comment…

What’s the headless horseman’s favorite coffee? De-cappuccino. more / comment…

“Hey Dad, can you tell me the Japanese word for a ninja throwing star?” “Sure I can.” more / comment…

I don’t want to read a long book about rock climbing. Can you just give me the cliff notes? more / comment…

I dated a girl. She was from the Bronze age. more / comment…

My wife and I let astrology come between us. It Taurus apart. more / comment…

What does a dog call his territory? IP address. more / comment…

85% of Americans don’t know how to do basic math. Thank goodness I’m part of the other 25%. more / comment…

In the windstorm last night I lost 1/4 of my roof. Oof. more / comment…