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Know what the judge said to the den­tist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and noth­ing but the tooth? more / comment…
A frog got his DNA test­ed. Turns out he’s part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole. more / comment…
I know why YouTube con­stant­ly rec­om­mends videos of danc­ing for­mer Vice Pres­i­dents. It’s just the Al Gore rhythm. more / comment…
I cre­at­ed a dat­ing app for chick­ens. It’s not my day job, it’s just to make hens meet. more / comment…
Archae­ol­o­gists are hav­ing a par­ty to cel­e­brate unearthing the largest dinosaur tib­ia ever found. It’s going to be quite the shindig. more / comment…
I love eye jokes. The cornea the bet­ter. more / comment…
I heard that crick­et match­es can last for days. No rest for the wick­et, I sup­pose. more / comment…
I wish I was sin­gle for one day. Being sin­gle my whole life is exhaust­ing. more / comment…
Why do astronomers add ground beef to their sham­poo? So they can have meati­er show­ers. more / comment…
Does every sen­tence have to men­tion some kind of veg­etable? Not necess­cel­ery. more / comment…
I tried donat­ing blood today… nev­er again! Too many ques­tions. Like, “Whose blood is this?”, “How did you get it?”, “Why is it in a buck­et?” more / comment…
It’s impor­tant to wear glass­es dur­ing math class. It improves divi­sion. more / comment…